25' Hydra-sport twin 200 hp mercury low hours.
This quarter of a of 100' Hydra-sports boat is exactly as the name suggests "water & sports", she has more fun than a furry beaver building a damn in your back yard. She has enough room on the boat to steal all your water tows from your local sports store.
How are the engines on this bad boy, I knew you wanted to know. Have you heard of Mercury? Some how they managed to take 200 horses from a Texas ranch and turn them into midget horses, shrink them with the same gun from honey I shrunk the kids and pack them into a reliable 2 stroke outboard engine where they are forced to turn a 3 blade aluminum prop for your boating pleasure. And just like a double stuffed Oreo - ya who doesn't like a double stuffed Orea!? You get two of these 200 hp out boards to push you around like Rudy at Notre Dame.
Have the engines been serviced and how many hours do they have, someone told you to ask. This is your lucky day! Who doesn't love the number 7? And yeah, add a couple of 0's to the end and we got that sweet 700 hour number, which means you have hundreds of hours to play hookie from work while riding topless in the wind and spraying your face from that freshly shotgunned beer.
How are the cushions on the boat? I thought you would never ask! These cushions are newer than a new born baby and softer than neutrogena on Jennifer garners skin in a commercial. The T-Top was just put on like Caitlyn Jenner's Facelift.
Does the boat fish and ride well? Pffff this boat finds fish faster than a attack dog on a criminal in your local hood and rides as beautifully as a dolphin jumping over your wake. And with those 400 shrunken miniature horses pushing behind you, you might might miss your fishing spot by 10 miles because you didn't know you were going that fast.
Does that hull shine? Man O Man, just as bright as that lit up star on the top of your childhood Christmas tree, hold the phone you might mistake it for a lighthouse, or even the Northern Star guiding you to safety.
What about the stereo your kids ask, can you listen to drake on a sunny day? Cant believe you asked, this stereo has been pumping jams since 2012 and plays more songs than your local karaoke bar. You might even need to purchase ear muffs from your local ENT doctor, since you didn't know a stereo could be that loud.
What about electronics your fishing grandfasther whispers silently into your ear. Sssshhhh, don't tell anyone, but this boat has a fishfinder that works like a X ray and a Northstar chart plotter that works as well as your blind grandmother walking to the kitchen in the dark for a midnight snack. That's right, your going to want to buy a new one.
Hmm you might be thinking - Should I buy this boat, it sounds amazing! I would say, don't buy it if you like being a couch potato, eating a handful of popcorn watching your 9th season of desperate housewives, while all your friends are out on the water lathering sun lotion on their local crush.
But hey, who knows, maybe well see you on the water one day when you decide to get out of the crease in the couch that you have been making for the past 9 years.
Give me a call and well talk about your future.